Hello! I'm Maressa and I am a 17 year old female just trying to get through high school relatively unscathed. I can't quite explain what's happening on this blog but please enjoy! Books are my life and my favorite author is constantly changing. Feel free to message me about books, feels, Stephen Colbert, the clash, or anything else you deem worthy.

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

fuck-no-sjws:

bi-the-way-noh8:

izziabell:

pleatedjeans:

via

#BOOM #ROASTED

Bam!

Shiiiiiiiit

BREAKING NEWS:
SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

fuck-no-sjws:

bi-the-way-noh8:

izziabell:

pleatedjeans:

via

#BOOM #ROASTED

Bam!

Shiiiiiiiit

BREAKING NEWS:

SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.

(via captveitingtveit)

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4 hours ago

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

(via iwishiwasafaerie)

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Posted
6 hours ago

lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 

(via iwishiwasafaerie)

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6 hours ago
youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: spybook, via thelightsbedamned)

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Posted
6 hours ago

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

(via thelightsbedamned)

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Posted
6 hours ago

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

(via iwishiwasafaerie)

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74684
Posted
7 hours ago
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