ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

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hollyrandommm:

Bill’s first episode: Seth as Anderson Cooper

Bill’s last episode: Seth vs Anderson Cooper

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matthulksmash:

pizza-party:

Slaughterhouse Starlets by Keith P. Rein. 

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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best-of-funny:

X

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thatgaysorcererman:

slutformisha:

Did donna noble buy merlin a penis

welcome to britain

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queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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